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Inverted Catenaries

2025-12-03 07:00:00

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Inverted Catenaries

Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.

Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.

Website Task Flowchart

2025-12-01 07:00:00

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Website Task Flowchart

Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!

Bridge Clearance

2025-11-28 07:00:00

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Bridge Clearance

A lot of the highway department's budget goes to adjusting the sign whenever the moon passes directly overhead.

Satellite Imagery

2025-11-26 07:00:00

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Satellite Imagery

Every weekend I take an ATV out into the desert and spend a day tracing a faint "(C) GOOGLE 2009" watermark across the landscape.

Fifteen Years

2025-11-24 07:00:00

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Fifteen Years

"Want to feel old?" "Yes."

Geologic Core Sample

2025-11-21 07:00:00

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Geologic Core Sample

If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.

If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.

Service Outage

2025-11-19 07:00:00

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Service Outage

Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.