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Coastline Similarity

2025-08-22 07:00:00

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Coastline Similarity

Hey! A bunch of the early Cretaceous fossils on each coast seem to have been plagiarized, too!

Cesium

2025-08-20 07:00:00

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Cesium

Someday I hope to find a way to mess up a recipe so badly that it draws the attention of the International Air Transport Association, the International Mathematical Olympiad, or the NSA.

Predicament

2025-08-18 07:00:00

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Predicament

I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?

Archaeology Research

2025-08-15 07:00:00

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Archaeology Research

The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.

The academic archaeology establishment is suppressing my breakthroughs because of the disruption it would bring to their prepared-core flake-based toolmaking industry.

Thread Meeting

2025-08-13 07:00:00

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Thread Meeting

Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.

Hey, so did you ever finish your video series about Cassie and the caterpillar morph? I loved the first three, but never ... no, sorry, I get it, this isn't the place. Sorry! Sorry.

Where Babies Come From

2025-08-11 07:00:00

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Where Babies Come From

Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.

Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.

Disclaimer

2025-08-08 07:00:00

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Disclaimer

You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.

You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.

Snake-in-the-Box Problem

2025-08-06 07:00:00

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Snake-in-the-Box Problem

Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.

Chemistry grad students have been spotted trying to lure campus squirrels into laundry hampers in the hope that it sparks inspiration.

Grounded

2025-08-04 07:00:00

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Grounded

We should have you at the gate in just under two hours--two and a half if we get pulled over.

Canon

2025-08-01 07:00:00

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Canon

Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.