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Ping

2025-10-03 07:00:00

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Ping

Progress on getting shipwrecked sailors to adopt ICMPv6 has been slow.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

2025-10-01 07:00:00

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Measure Twice, Cut Once

"Measure zero times, cut zero times." --carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is

100% All Achievements

2025-09-29 07:00:00

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100% All Achievements

I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.

I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.

Hiking

2025-09-26 07:00:00

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Hiking

Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

Fantastic Four

2025-09-24 07:00:00

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Fantastic Four

One perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.

Piercing

2025-09-22 07:00:00

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Piercing

Phase Changes

2025-09-19 07:00:00

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Phase Changes

People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.

People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.

Question Mark

2025-09-17 07:00:00

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Question Mark

Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...

Although now people will realize three-per-em space that all this time I've been using weird medium mathematical space whitespace characters in my hair space hair space hair space speech dot dot dot...

-Style Pizza

2025-09-15 07:00:00

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-Style Pizza

If you want to see true audacity, do an image search for 'Altoona-style pizza.'

Mantle Model

2025-09-12 07:00:00

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Mantle Model

Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.

Mantle plumes explain Hawaii, Yellowstone, Iceland, the East African Rift, the Adirondack uplift, the Permian extinction, the decline of Rome, the DB Cooper hijacking, and the balrog in Moria. Those little hills of sand in your yard are caused by antle plumes.